I repeat … Alright! Now which one of you drank my milkshake!?

For a limited time TXR and TIM will be airing on channels 317 and 318. Set your dial to channel 200 to learn more about all of the free premium programming that you won’t want to miss and more from the comfort of your own home at no additional cost to you; our valued customers…

If you’re not seeing a Red Salamander right now, please review the January blog.

Fireballs and sound effects before this time next year. Wait and see…

So I failed to blog in December. Well in my defense I’ve been laboring over this: (stop! are you using a WebGL compatible browser? If not look into that now). Pretty neat wasn’t it. I am glad you thought so. If you would like to discuss what you just saw there is a group meeting in the west wing after 5.

And no, this is not the January blog. Just thought I’d knock the lame November blog down a peg. What’s that? Yes yes, I see. Hah! The blog says its the first blog of 2012 and is therefore deserving of special recognition as a transannular panderling. Oh hell! Now the November blog is accusing me of favoritism…

Wouldn’t it be neat If the people you meet Had shoes upon their feet And something to eat? And wouldn’t it be fine If all humankind had shelter?

Basic human needs, basic human deeds [...] And wouldn’t it be grand If we all would lend a hand So each one could stand on a free piece of land? And wouldn’t it be thrilling If folks stopped their killing? And started in tilling the land?

Basic human needs, basic human deeds [...] What a great day it would be If everyone could see If no one was blind unnecessarily; Cause it’s hard, yes it’s hard to be blind—and disabled.

Basic human needs, basic human deeds [...] And wouldn’t it be daring If folks started sharing, instead of comparing What each other was wearing And wouldn’t it be swell If people didn’t sell their mother Earth.

Basic human needs, basic human deeds Doing what comes naturally Down in the garden where no one is apart Deep down in the garden, the garden of your heart.

Helping people Help yourself And work out ’till the stars begin to shout Oh thank god for something to do…

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We’d like to take this time to invite everyone and anyone and their friends and neighbors to join us this weekend as we occupy en.swordofmoonlight.org. There will be refreshments and games, fun for the whole family. Feel free to let loose and hang around for a spell, hell, forever if you like what you see. Liches and senior citizens; ask for the early bird special and your front of the line passes.

You won’t want to miss the labyrinthine wiki and circuitous web ring. These initiatives are direly in need of participants if they are to ever languish and dwindle before becoming properly deserted ghost towns befitting our innumerable haunted and beloved lands.

Oh and before we go. We want to mention that KFMT will have its own booth where we are collecting your movies and audio recordings on behalf of the “remembering yesterday today” project: All private thoughts are for naught, no use for tomorrow, no value to today. Underwritten by Friends of Seath & Guyra. Who would like to remind you that, “without everything there is nothing; and vice versa”.

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